I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
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the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
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I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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