Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
They are going to name an STD after you.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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