We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
That awkward moment when you realize that last night you walked from in n out to petco, bought a mouse for $3, named it mogar, taught it how to skateboard on a techdeck, made it a home out of a trash can, fed it fruity pebbles and cheese, and then forgot where you left it.
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