Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
i've created a new STD.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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