I swear to god Optimus Prime and Megatron are fighting in my head right now.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I woke up with dick mouth, a raw vagina, an empty bottle of vodka and the best man next to me. I also found my thong by the pool. Best.Wedding.Ever.
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i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
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He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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