Do you still have your period?
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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