for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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