His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
Randomize
