Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
I cant find my shoes, my wallet, or my keys, but i know where your sister is.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
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