theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
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Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
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dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
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