Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
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I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
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He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
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