Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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