Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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