oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
Nobody cheats on THIS.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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