I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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