....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
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pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
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You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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