Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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