Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
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high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
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omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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