Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
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You. Win. At. Life.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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