Its about making memories worth repressing
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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