Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
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Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
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I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
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