i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
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I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
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I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
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I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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