I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
You did what with his pubic hair?
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