u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
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If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
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He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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