I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
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