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Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
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I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
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