so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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