and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
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he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
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I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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