this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
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We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
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Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
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