we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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