How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
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