Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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