For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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