it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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