handjob tips. give me some.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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