he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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