The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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