You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
Randomize
