I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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