Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
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