taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
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In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
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I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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