Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
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I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
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My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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