Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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