Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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