Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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