My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
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Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
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the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
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