just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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