And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
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You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
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We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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