Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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