It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
sick fucks of a feather flock together
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
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