so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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