I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
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Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
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how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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