I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
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we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
you inspire me to be a worse person
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
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Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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