no, he came in my armpit
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
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Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
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Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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