You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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